Thursday, March 10, 2011

Avoiding Reality

There's only one thing I like less than writing. And that's picture editing. So what I'm doing right now is avoiding doing my fair share of picture editing.
We have to solve the big fight with the robot at the end of the "1101" movie.
And... I don't want to do any of it. I want to look at pictures of robots instead.


DAVID FREY said...

Just do what most modern action blockbusters do... Shoot the whole scene with a zoom lens, speed it up, and add lots of sound effects and camera shack.
You might even be able to use an erector set and action figure if you do it right.

Andrew Bellware said...

Oh David, David, David. You've gone from being a hero of the people to being pretty useless. ;-) We need a 5-point finale, you know that.
Does she use Yurra's laser sword?

DAVID FREY said...

Oh crap. I forgot what we said the ending was going to be. I don't think I ever read the 5 point ending, but here goes:
Foxy is running back to save Yurra. Foxy begins rescuing yurra, but it's too easy, the trap snaps. Foxy learns the A.I.'s evil plan.
Foxy says "you'll stick that thing in me over my dead body". Foxy and Big Bad start battling it out. Foxy is kicking the bad bots ass, until, bad bot rallies and gets the upper hand. About to have the chip inserted,
A.) Yurra sliders her laser sword to Foxy and foxy strikes the final blow
B.) Yurra comes flying through the air striking the final blow
C.) Yurra says "No Momma bad bot, she's mine" and in Temple of Doom Fashion winks at Foxy and jams her laser sword into the big bad.
Yurra and Foxy make their Hollywood run, jump explosion escape by the bionic skin on their behinds.